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HOTDOGS
Clark Kent Dog – £7.00
Mild-mannered, classic, and a straight-up icon. No cape needed—just ketchup, mustard, and fries.
Beef & Veal 18cm Hotdog, Ketchup & Mustard, Served with Salted Skin-on Fries
Beast Boy Dog – £7.00
100% vegan, 100% delicious. Even the most carnivorous superheroes would be tempted.
Vegan 18cm Hotdog, Ketchup & Mustard, Served with Salted Skin-on Fries
John Dutton Dog – £8.00
This dog is rugged, smoky, and not of anything. Just like the man himself.
Beef & Veal 18cm Hotdog, BBQ Sauce, Bacon & Crispy Onions, Served with Salted Skin-on Fries
TMNT Dog – £9.00
Cowabunga! A hotdog and a pizza had a baby, and this is the glorious result.
Beef & Veal 18cm Hotdog, Mozzarella Cheese, Pepperoni, Pizza Sauce, Served with Salted Skin-on Fries
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Sonic Dog – £9.00
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Faster than your hunger and twice as loaded. This one brings the heat and the flavour in record time.
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Beef & Veal 18cm Hotdog, Homemade Chilli, Mozzarella Cheese, Sour Cream, Chilli Peppers, Served with Salted Skin-on Fries
Mondays – 2 for £10.00
No excuses. Bring a friend, or eat both.
PIZZA
THE KEVIN McCALLISTER PIZZA – £8.00
“A Lovely Cheese Pizza, Just for Me” Simple. Cheesy. Legendary.
No frills, no weird toppings—just golden sourdough, rich tomato sauce, and mozzarella that melts like Marv’s dignity.
Built for solo snacking. Booby traps optional.
DEADPOOL PIZZA – £10.00
Sassy, saucy, slightly unhinged.
Packed with pepperoni, molten cheese, and enough flavour to break the fourth wall—this one doesn’t just hit... it hacks your taste buds.
Delicious chaos. No healing factor required.
MAUI PIZZA – £10.00
You’re welcome… for the flavour!
Ham, pineapple, cheese, and pizza sauce—stacked like a demigod’s ego and twice as bold.
It’s sweet. It’s sassy. It’s island magic on a sourdough base.
Grab a slice and channel your inner shapeshifter (or just eat like one).
HUMAN TORCH PIZZA – £10.00
Flame on! This slice doesn’t do subtle.
Pepperoni, Roquito peppers, chilli flakes, cheese, and pizza sauce—built to scorch taste buds and melt your mortal limits.
Hotter than Johnny Storm in a leather jacket.
Handle with care… or don't. We’re not your babysitter.
PETER PARKER PIZZA – £11.00
Your friendly neighbourhood pizza… with a twist.
Hot dog slices, cheese, pizza sauce, ketchup & mustard—swinging straight in with superhero snacking energy.
Sticky, saucy, and saving dinner one bite at a time.
RON SWANSON PIZZA – £12.00
“I’m not interested in caring about people.” But we do care about meat.
Pepperoni, ham, sausage, bacon, cheese, and pizza sauce—no greens, no guilt, just a carnivorous masterpiece forged in the fires of liberty.
It’s not a pizza. It’s a meat tornado with a crust.
CAPTAIN PLANET PIZZA (V) – £11.00
With the power of veggies… I am delicious!
Peppers, mushrooms, red onions, cheese & pizza sauce – full of planet-loving flavour and absolutely zero meat guilt.
Good for the Earth. Great for your taste buds.
No cape required.
Tuesdays – Two Pizzas for £10
Because one is never enough. Make the right choice
BREAKFAST BUNS
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Egg Bun – £3.00
Simple, satisfying, and straight to the point. No fluff, just egg.
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Bacon Bun – £3.00
Smoky, crispy, and exactly what your morning needs.
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Sausage Bun – £3.00
A breakfast classic that never disappoints.
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Bacon & Egg Bun – £3.50
The dynamic duo of breakfast, served in a bun.
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Sausage & Egg Bun – £3.50
Hearty, wholesome, and ready to power you through the day.
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Bacon & Sausage Bun – £3.50
For when one breakfast meat just isn’t enough.
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Bacon, Sausage & Egg Bun – £4.50
The ultimate breakfast bun. If this doesn’t start your day right, nothing will.
BURGERS
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Joe Bishop Burger – £10.00
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Inspired by Expeditionary Force’s own chaos commander. Like the man himself: bold, no-nonsense, and a little cheeky.
6oz Steak Burger, Cheese, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomato, & Salted Skin-on Fries.
No alien ai. No jelly beans. Just pure, planet-saving flavour.
Trust the Awesomeness!
Rip Wheeler Burger – £12.00
Inspired by Yellowstone’s resident RANCH HAND and chaos wrangler. Rugged, bold, and not afraid to get messy—this one’s built for appetite, not etiquette.
6oz Steak Burger, Bacon, Cheese, BBQ Sauce, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomato, & Salted Skin-on Fries.
No horse required. Just hunger and grit.
Pizza The Hut Burger – £14.00
Inspired by Spaceballs’ cheesiest gangster. Greasy, gooey, and gloriously over-the-top—just like the crime lord himself.
6oz Steak Burger, Mozzarella, Pepperoni, Pizza Sauce, Lettuce, Pickles, Tomato, & Salted Skin-on Fries.
Half pizza, half burger, all delicious villainy.
Mother Clucker Burger– £12.00
For those who like their chicken crispy and their flavour loud. Juicy, golden, and stacked with attitude — this clucker doesn’t mess around.
Crispy Chicken Burger, Cheese, Garlic Mayo, Pickles, Tomato & Salted Skin-on Fries.
One bite and you’ll be cluckin’ obsessed.
Fluster Cluck Burger – £14.00
Chaos in a bun. And we mean that lovingly. Crispy Chicken, Bacon, Buffalo & Blue Cheese Sauce, Pickles, Tomato & Salted Skin-on Fries.
It’s spicy, saucy, and unhinged—in the best possible way.
Eat it with napkins. Lots of napkins.
STACK IT UP
Add a Chicken Burger – £2.50
Add a Beef Burger – £3.00
MIDWEEK MAYHEM
Wednesdays – 2 for £10.00
No excuses. Grab a second burger or challenge yourself to both.
SIDEKICKS
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Tater Tots – £3.00
Crispy, golden, bite-sized happiness. No regrets, just good choices.
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Cheesy Tater Tots – £4.00
Because everything is better smothered in cheese. Science confirms this.
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Loaded Bacon & Cheese Tater Tots – £5.00
Tots, cheese, bacon—aka the holy trinity of snacking.
Salted Skin-on Fries – £3.00
Simple, classic, and dangerously addictive. Consider yourself warned.
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Cheesy Fries – £4.00
Melty, gooey, and downright
irresistible. Fork optional, but highly recommended.
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Bacon & Cheese Fries – £5.00
The upgrade your fries were always meant to have. Don’t overthink it.
Garlic Bread – £3.50
Your breath might regret it, but your taste buds won’t.
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Onion Rings – £3.50
Crispy, golden halos of pure fried perfection.
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Mozzarella Sticks – £4.00
A crunchy shell hides the cheesy goodness within. Eat them fast before someone steals them.
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Jalapeño Poppers – £4.00
A little heat, a little crunch, a whole lot of “why didn’t I order more?”
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Mac & Cheese Bites – £4.00
Mac & cheese, but make it portable. A true gift to humanity.
WINGS
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Classic Chicken Wings – £10.00
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Crispy, juicy, and ready to be devoured. No nonsense, just great wings.
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Buffalo Chicken Wings – £10.00
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Tossed in fiery buffalo & Blue Cheese sauce for that perfect kick. Handle with care (or extra napkins).
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SMILER’S LEGENDARY CHILLI – £5.00
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MYTH, MAGIC & MEATY MAYHEM, This isn’t just chilli—it’s a spell in a bowl.
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Summoned by Smiler (under mysterious moonlight or just a Tuesday), this cauldron of chaos bubbles with bold beans, secret spices, and tender meat that whispers your name.
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No two batches are ever the same. No one knows the recipe. Some say it’s powered by sarcasm and a sly wink.
Kicks like a mule. Hugs like a nana. Flirts on the way down.
Ask for the recipe? Good luck.
One bite and you’re in the legend.
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